"Your boyfriend's a really nice guy."

I am officially an embarassment to myself. I can't go into any more detail than that, but I really need to learn to think before I e-mail.

And I am in LOVE with Ben Taylor's recording of the David Saw song "Your Boyfriend's a Really Nice Guy."

"I see you standing there as I pass
I know that I'm a fool who makes you laugh
But I can't get the chance to tell you why,
'Cause your boyfriend's a really nice guy

I see you every weekend dressed so fine,
And I'd like to say that one day you'll be mine
But I can't see that day; I'll tell you why--
'Cause your boyfriend's a really nice guy

I'd love to hate him; I really would
But he always seems to treat you so good
And I'd love for him to be just another fool
But I talked to him once and he seemed real cool

I guess I'm over you now because I'm fine
It doesn't hurt anymore; I see you all the time
I still get jealous, and I'll tell you why
'Cause your boyfriend's a really nice guy

I love his hair; I love his eyes
I've only started to realize
It wasn't you I loved
It was . . . other guys
That's why your boyfriend's a really nice
Boyfriend's a really nice
Boyfriend's a really nice guy"

Ben opened his Tower Records performance with this. After singing it, he said, "Oh, by the way, in case you're wondering, I'm not gay yet." Awwww . . . what a cutie!