"Oh I know / That things are gonna change. / The only thing for certain / Is that nothing stays the same."

Wow. I just got a package at work that I wasn't expecting. Melissa had asked me for my address sometime last week, so I had a suspicion this unknown Barnes & Noble might be from her. I didn't stop laughing for about three minutes after I opened the package to discover (drumroll . . . ) One Tree Hunks: The Unauthorized Biographies of Chad Michael Murray and James Lafferty. Thanks, Melissa! You made my day!