Caveat

Oh, and I've changed the settings on this webpage (didn't realize I had the authority to do so before) so that anyone can post a comment, so . . . go ahead, post a comment! :)

Some life lessons to keep you thinking:
1. Never microwave Fig Newtons.
2. Never drop a wintergreen Lifesaver in a 20 oz. bottle of Diet Coke. [Actually, you probably shouldn't tempt fate with any other flavor of Lifesaver or carbonated beverage.]
3. From the lips of Britney Spears to your ears: "Britney Spears has penned 'the most amazing letter [she] has ever written.' This, according to the author herself, who tells Britain's OK! she has drafted a missive explaining the state of her union, marital and otherwise. 'It's called 'The Letter of Truth: I Hope You Can Handle It,' ' Spears says in OK! . . . There were no details on the revelations to be featured in Spears' letter. But there was little doubt, to the entertainer at) least, of its import. 'It was a life-changing letter for me, and I just want my fans to read it,' Spears says in OK! 'It really states where I am in my life right now. It is making closure with a lot of things and I think this is my ultimate truth.' It sounds as if Spears' dancing beau, Kevin Federline, has been suitably supportive of the singer arriving at her ultimate truth. Federline tells OK! that Spears worked on the letter "every day for the last week and a half." Chimes in Spears: "I feel like I am at Harvard!" As with any thoughtful graduate thesis, Spears' was inspired by a Broadway musical about a flying green witch." (From E! Online: http://netscape.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,15045,00.html?tnews)