Monday, September 27, 2004

Alert the Press: Near-Crisis Averted in Last-Second Maneuver

Over the past few months, I have developed a deliciously unhealthy addiction to Diet Coke. I cannot make it through the day without several cans or bottles of the stuff. My addiction has gone so far that I get specific cravings for the soda in cans, in bottles, and in paper cups at different times. I just journeyed into the lunch room where two hours ago the vending machine had been sold out of DC cans, and--lo!--the DC had been refilled. The world is a safe place again.

1 comment:

Katie said...

It sounds like this is getting dangerous. Now I know what to get you for Christmas...